5 Responses for "i need help on how to win on fruit machines, with out reading PAGES OF SH*T THAT GETS ME NOWERE PLEASE HELP?"

1. edifier February 19th, 2009 at 7:08 am 1

   I was hooked on slots once and I can ofer this advice. Stay with a particular machine and you can sort of get the ‘feel’ of the payouts and the timing. You tend to develop the instinct as you play on one machine but you must have determination and staying power(cash).

2. bobby February 21st, 2009 at 4:07 am 2

   search the articles and forums at totse.com for slot machine and youll probably find something

3. John F February 22nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm 3

   The machines are deisgned to make a certain amount of money for the people who own them.

   If you win any money on them, it is purely luck. There is nothing you can do that will increase your chances of winning.

4. LuckyLove8 February 25th, 2009 at 4:32 am 4

   You can start playing a hit and run strategy where you stop after the first small win, this will give you more winning sessions but in the end the end theres nothing you can do about the long run loss.

   The best thing you can do is try to get the margin down as much as possible. In my country slots are typically set at 30% which is just crazy even for gamblers.

   You can get a better deal at most online casinos. Check their eCogra certificate to see their payout ratio for slots. Most of the big online casinos will only set it to 95% or even less.

   After you make a short list, pick the one with the best bonus deal. This is another way you can effectively reduce the house edge by another percent or so. Most casinos will offer a 100% guareentee.

   But the best piece of advice i can give is, learn how play video poker. If you can play perfect strategy and find a close to full pay machine then you’ll be playing at around 99.5% return which means you’ll be able to gamble for quite a while.

   good luck m8

5. BRUCE C February 27th, 2009 at 4:24 am 5

   fruit machine that is a reference to two the fruit sitting in the chair and the machine that is ready to take the fruits money.the act of beating them is simple as you have stated and here it is this works every time in the short and long run you will be a winner . keep your money in your pocket or bank never deposit it in the machines cash box or the casinos bank account. simplicity and works every time. and on top of that you won,t have to buy gas to get there win win situation for you.